( Sometimes I cut pictures because I'm nice )

On page 3 or 4 I did get a couple of Bradley Cooper pictures to show up... at least those were appropriate.

Not what I was looking for though. Thanks, Google.

Oh. The last three (that I labeled) were apparently all from the same page, I guess that makes it make a little more sense. But I didn't realize that until I clicked on the SG-1 picture.

EDIT: The same Mary McDonnell picture showed up when I searched for:
"Jack Donaghy" "Liz Lemon"

>.>

Wait... spam backwards actually spells something. That kind of ruins it.

I'm going through my DVDs and I found this. Well, I mean, it wasn't missing. And it's not like I "discovered" it. I knew it was there. But I made an icon. And...

( Shippy Bobby/Alex SPAM, not to be confused with MAPS )

He takes two pictures while they're inside the... whatever. That building thing. So I wasn't sure which one he put in his pocket. But the visual evidence clearly shows...!

I'm in a Bobby mood. I watched The Cell earlier. And I'm always in a shippy mood.

And I haven't done one of these frame-by-frame (kinda) posts in... since Ashes to Ashes. Which, by the way, will be back despite the BBC page claiming otherwise. Maybe it's a time thing. Like... because it hasn't been updated in a year, they just assume it won't ever be updated, and some automatic process does it... automatically. Jerks.

I should stop editing this post.

Again, no duplicates from last year's entry.

I used random.org to randomize!

( 20 people who should be doing each other...! )

Technically I haven't seen recent episodes of CSI or Psych (or House, DANG I forget these things) so technically... technically they could already be doing each other and thus putting them on this list would be incorrect. But I'm betting I'm still okay. Also I haven't seen recent episodes of SVU but... oh right, I disqualified Elliot and Olivia because I could not find anywhere to browse shippy screenshots of them! You have bad fans, Elliot and Olivia! Yell at them!

Also I've been trying to post this for forever and so the fact that Lab Rats is burned to DVD somewhere and I don't feel like finding it meant it was the only screenshot I stole from the internets. Although she's got a funny look on her face so I may see (later) if I can get a better one.

Also, I should split this up into two posts. But will I? I doubt it. Having 22 tags on a post is completely reasonable!

Oh. Burn Notice got disqualified too. Because I can't find my episodes. That's not as good a reason as SVU. Sorry, Burn Notice.

I hate when I try to make a list of 10 and it's incredibly hard but as soon as I hit 10 I think of 10 more. >.> And then I have to narrow it down.

Edit:
( Bonus Elliot/Olivia )

Edit edit: ATTACK OF THE TAGS

From TV Guide.



I cropped out all the stuff that wasn't relevant and/or could be spoilery. Although I think seeing it in the middle of the page with the rest of the interview around it and part of the picture on the other page and everything makes it seem more... better. But I couldn't come up with a good reason to do both.

I was all messed up yesterday and ended up sleeping for most of the early evening. Then I went with my brother to the gym and thought I was going to die (more than usual). So I left early and felt worse and worse as I was driving home and then I had to do a test for Visual Basic that was due at midnight... I did the multiple choice part and got an 88 (which is retarded, I looked up the ones I wasn't sure about and found them word-for-word in the book, which means I missed ones I thought I was sure about, or some of the answers are wrong). We can take it more than once, but I didn't have time. Then I did the programming part of it and finished it just as it was no longer available to be turned in.

So I e-mailed it and hopefully she'll take it. >.>

And then today the internet has been screwy all day... at first our router was being weird (I guess... maybe my mom made it weird while trying to fix the internet) and then we had no DNS service so only Skype was working. Which is a little weird when it looks like nothing is working except for one program.

But I have a test tonight in C Sharp. But I didn't have any internet. So I couldn't e-mail and go "I'm sick can I take it later?" Eventually I did manage to send an e-mail (as you can see the internet is working again) but I haven't gotten a response yet and I'm afraid he's going to go "you have to take it today, no make-ups!" (which he probably won't, because people were missing stuff left and right last semester, but... I dunno, I still worry) and I'll have to go to class anyway even though I feel like crap.

Oh. Not only is Emily a shipper, but she has excellent taste. Crazy awesome taste. She could come hang out at my house and we could watch 30 Rock and SVU together and complain about how they should be making out. It would be awesome.

I feel as though a lot of that wasn't coherent, but I don't feel like rereading it to check. And the internet is still finicky so I want to get this posted before it leaves me again. So... yeah.

Edit: omg. My last use of the "shipping" tag was a year ago. That is outrageous.

OMG LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL FOR ME TODAY OMG OMG OMG.

( Neither snow nor snow nor snow... )

It's Gene and Gene and Gene and Alex and Alex and Alex and Gene and Alex and some gay dude. And some bonus Sam assorted throughout.

Also, as I alluded to above... IT SNOWED YESTERDAY OMG I DIDN'T HAVE CLASS TODAY SCORE YES AWESOME WHOO.

( Also snow and snow and snow... )

That's my back porch!

And um... other junk I've done recently that has yet to make it to my lj.

( As much as Netflix can read my mind... now they're just lying to me )

As you can possibly tell from above, I've been watching 30 Rock. Actually I'm addicted to 30 Rock. I'm actually watching through it again now with my mom. I only watched through it the first time, like, 2 weeks ago!

It is also where all the cool SVU kids go to hang out.

( What the what? )

What else what else!

Oh right.

( This made me hit my head against the wall... )

I mean, I get it, but... ugh. Ugh to you, livejournal! And livejournal peoples!

Also, I've been catching up on my shows alphabetically. Don't ask. So I am 100% caught up on the following shows:

30 Rock
Battlestar Galactica
Bones
Burn Notice
Chuck
Cold Case (wait, did one air last night? >.>)
Criminal Minds
CSI NY

Next is Eli Stone.

Also I am incidentally caught up on NCIS, Without a Trace, The Mentalist, and Life. Because they're the only shows I watch when they air.

CSI Miami got skipped because I haven't gotten desperate enough to watch Eric/Calleigh. >.>

And CSI got skipped because I haven't gotten desperate enough to watch Sara and Grissom leave. <.<

I think that's it.

I LOVE PICTURE POSTS.

People I'd do in the street!

Pick five (or more) people who you could conceivably 'do' right now. No invented people, no dead people, no 'were attractive in their prime but not now' people. If they're on your list and you meet them tomorrow, you can do whatever dirty deeds you want with them and whoever you're with isn't allowed to get mad.
-Of course, if you're not with anyone at the time, then limiting yourself to five people is just silly.
-Who would you put on your list? In which order?
-And if you post your list, post it with pictures, because we could all do with more Teh Hot in our lives

I decided to go for "people who have not been mentioned by me in one of these before" to be different.

( boyzzz )

Dang! That's only nine. Now I have to think.

...and probably actually upload/rename the pictures.

Edit: 10 now.

The "people who should be doing each other" portion will follow shortly.

Ha, I just realized "street" isn't mentioned anywhere in the meme. I dunno where I got that from. I could have sworn it said "if you meet them on the street" which I then shortened to "do them in the street" but... now it's just completely random. o.O

Dear Kelly,

We see you have some money in your account. Did you know that you can spend about 10 dollars and have Philip Glenister arrive in your mailbox in just a few weeks? But wait, that's not all! John Simm too! Both Gene and Sam for 10 bucks! You know you want it.

By the way, you should probably spend some more money to save on the shipping. Say... 100 bucks. Yeah. We have some other things you can't live without too. And we're selling them cheap enough that you can't say no. You can try to say no, but you will fail.

Also, you are a terrible Will Young fan. But don't worry, we have his new CD too. You will now buy it as well.

Love,
Amazon UK

( Amazon jerks )

Wow, too many people taking this question seriously. It's a great question though. Well, maybe it is worded poorly, I dunno. Who cares. On with the pictures!

( teh pictures )

I'm going to have to give this some more thought. And more time. Off to class am I.

(Anybody else have google set as their homepage but then still type it in when they open the browser? No? Okay.)

(Also, I have assumed that celebrity is a typo and it should be celebrities. Clearly.)

Edit: I lied. I don't have class yet. But I did have to leave the house. And now there are little brothers wandering around that I don't necessarily want reading over my shoulder while I post things. But anyway.

( more teh pictures )

And I wanted to say that the reason I like this question is because, to me, it's actually asking "Who would you be attracted to if you were attracted to people you're not usually attracted to?" Basically. And so one assumes you have to use different criteria than how you would usually decide. Not that I can absolutely say why I choose the boys I do either. Anyway. I think it's a very interesting question and am very much interested in other people's answers.

Edit edit: DANGIT I forgot one. (Where "one" = "one that I can remember at this time") I don't have time to go find a picture of Jewel Staite though. Because now it actually is starting to be time for class.

Oh look, a new Christmas icon. Even though this post hasn't anything to do with Christmas.

I may die before 10 PM on Tuesday. From impatience. Please contact my parents about funeral arrangements. And tell my dead body how the episode was. (omg!)

Wait... I had a real reason for posting... oh right.

This is the coolest thing ever!



It updates by itself. If I go watch something not on that list today and put it in my database, the image will let you know that I've seen it! Edit: In fact, if one comes back and looks at this entry a month from now, it will say what I'm watching a month from now, not what I'm watching right now. I was going to put it in my profile but I want to make it look nicer first and so in my journal it goes.

I should probably stop using the cheap webhosting and move everything to my real site though. I'm so lazy.

Edit: It was the coolest thing ever except now I can't get the picture to load from livejournal. Hrmmm. Livejournal will allow dynamic images but maybe not with a php ending? Freakin'... I figured it out. >.> Website is temporarily down apparently. I'll have to come back and look in a couple of hours to see if it's working then.

...the mice go to Blockbuster and rent Gary Sinise and Keeley Hawes movies.

There's some dork on EW. And news that crushes all my hopes and dreams for House shipping. :P Luckily I am massively stubborn and can not actually be dissuaded, not even by death!

There's no death though. I was just using that as an example. >.>

I watched movies. The Break-Up and Happy Accidents... I think that was it. And I finished season 1 of SVU. I may have accidentally gone to the library and rented a movie starring Bobby and Wilson. What could be better than a Bobby and Wilson movie! Aside from maybe a Bobby and Mac movie. But that should be here tomorrow. >.>

I also had an awesome summation of Fringe where I called everyone "girl" and "boy" and "boy's dad" and "boyfriend" and "girl's boss" and things... but then my laptop rebooted overnight and it was lost. ; ;

Limited commercial interruptions sounds awesome until you realize you don't have time to go to the kitchen to make dinner.

Oh, I almost forgot. ( I knew Netflix was psychic! )

( What one actually does in a database class )

I figured the person sitting next to me would notice less if all I was doing was naming files rather than opening up Notepad and typing in a blank document.

And the final revelation was determined by looking at the class roster after I realized the other names were from the class.


No Jamie Bells were hurt during the production of this livejournal entry.

Hopefully he won't mind.



Happy birthday, kerrsmith2306!

I don't usually do wallpapers for birthdays, but I remembered I had some pictures of Kerr there that I liked, and I thought I'd give it a go.

Also, I almost always see him doing nice things for other people.

Look what came in the mail today.



It only took a week. ; ;

I already watched the first episode of Ashes to Ashes (again (again)).

And I've watched... uhhh... Die Hard with a Vengeance, Live Free or Die Hard, Tape, and... PD James' Death in Holy Orders. Wait. And... Shakespeare Re-told: Macbeth and Much Ado about Nothing. Was that it? Hmmm... oh. I Am Legend.

I think that's it. >.>

Oh, and I started taking Prozac today. Fun! <.<

I need more icons. And a full mood theme.

Wallpaper Page (super exciting)

Aaaand... I watched... Kill Bill Vol. 1, Urban Legends Final Cut, aaaandddd... something else. Uh... oh, The Hoax.

I ordered stuff from Amazon UK... ( I'll edit in a picture. )

I am generally not enjoying my life much at this point in time.

Normal people would be asleep right now. I actually was going to post this, like... 10 hours ago or something, but half of this post I've been putting off for the last several days, and... I just now finally did it.

First of all... swearing in NBC's direction. I guess they announced it a week or two ago, but I'm behind. So I didn't find out until I was looking in TV Guide that Las Vegas has been cancelled. I'd like to apologize to all the Las Vegas fans out there because... I'm pretty sure it's my fault. If I hadn't started watching it it would still be on. :P

(An article online claimed that this cliffhanger was more cliffhangery than any of the other ones the show has done, but I think the season 4 cliffhanger beats it about... four times over. I dunno. Maybe it's just me. The part that would have really gotten to me they resolved at the end of the episode before the TBC so... /shrug)

So, to counteract the hatred I now have for NBC, I have decided I must shippy spam.

It airs on Thursdays but I download and watch on Fridays when I'm over at my brother's apartment. And he tends to frown at me whenever anything even remotely shippy happens on anything we're watching. Even if it's something I have absolutely no interest in whatsoever. But he must have not been paying attention because I can just imagine the idiotic grin I must have had on my face and he didn't say a single thing...

( Spoilery for Ashes to Ashes 104 )

Incidentally, since I'm over there on Fridays, I also do a majority of my Numb3rs and Psych watching with him. Also whatever show I might be watching in a non-current sort of way (like Las Vegas) gets seen periodically. Also lots of House because it's on twice on Fridays (9 on FOX and 11 on USA). So anyway. He frowns at me a lot, lol. And there's that loop thing where I know he's going to frown at me, and I find it funny, so then I react even moreso to anything vaguely shippy, which makes him frown even more.

Unrelatedly, Jamie Bamber, Tahmoh Penikett (!), James Callis (!), Aaron Douglas, Adam Baldwin, and Jewel Staite are all currently scheduled to be at Dragoncon this year. And various non-Ben-or-Claudia Farscape people that I've seen all but one of before... but maybe since now I've actually watched some Farscape episodes, they'd make more sense to me when they talked about it. >.>

So anyway. Someone come get me and take me down to Atlanta. Because short of, like Joe Flanigan or... maybe Katee Sackhoff, or... Nathan Fillion or... someone else my parents really like (and haven't already seen) showing up, I'm not sure I can talk them into going again this year. <.<

Alternately, find me a job. I bet if I paid for it they'd go.

Edit: Edward James Olmos is doing a convention in Orlando. That is soooooo not fair. Someone take me to that one too. I want to gooooooo.

Edit: xkcd just made me lose the game.

( It looks so much cheaper before you apply the conversion rate )

And I watched The Fast and the Furious yesterday.

...about the spam.

I posted who I'd do, but based on how likely that is, I'm about a thousand times more interested in who should be doing whoelse.

Is whoelse a word? I don't know why I feel like it should be one word like that. Or why I think that sentence makes sense at all.

( 20 people who should be doing each other! )

I randomized it again.

I'm done spamming for the night.

Edit: Ha. Maybe I should have put arrows and an x through Wilson's face. >.> I forgot he was in that picture. And of course the "crowd" of people in the 8th picture should be disregarded as well. I'm not actually advocating an orgy.

Anyone who is already doing didn't get posted. Like Megan and Larry. Or Mulder and Scully. Or... anyone on West Wing. (West Wing orgy!) And I skipped anyone that isn't really supported shipping-wise on their show and I just think would be hot in fanfic. *cough*RyanandCalleigh*cough* And then I skipped one because TEN eleven IS THE RULE AND YOU CANNOT HAVE MORE THAN TEN eleven OMG.

The end.

OMG I AM DONE.

And yes, I probably didn't need to do another x-ed out / arrow picture, but I had one on the other two pages, and it amused me. The other two I actually did because I thought it would look funny if I cropped the extra person out entirely. This one was just me being a dork.

( Okay, so maybe I'd have to get a hotel room, can't be doing them ON the street... pavement doesn't sound comfortable )

And my criteria when I was making out my three lists of 10 each was:
1. People I would do who are currently on TV shows I watch (or claim I watch >.>)
2. People I would do who are not beaming into my house once a week
3. People who might not be as hot as they once were, or who I might not like quite as much as I used to, but who am I kidding, I would totally do them anyway

Oh, and it took me for-freakin-ever because I was trying to find a recent-ish picture of each, and have it be a picture I hadn't seen before. That's hard for people on shows I'm actively watching... or people who aren't on a show anymore and thus aren't really having their picture taken a lot...

The end.

So much for putting parts 2 and 3 up within minutes. >.>

( More people I would do on the street )

I didn't do this last year? >.> I can't believe I haven't done it in two years...

Pick five (or more) people who you could conceivably 'do' right now. No invented people, no dead people, no 'were attractive in their prime but not now' people. If they're on your list and you meet them tomorrow, you can do whatever dirty deeds you want with them and whoever you're with isn't allowed to get mad.
-Of course, if you're not with anyone at the time, then limiting yourself to five people is just silly.
-Who would you put on your list? In which order?
-And if you post your list, post it with pictures, because we could all do with more Teh Hot in our lives

I cannot control myself. I decided to do 30, because I made 3 different lists of 10, each with its own "theme." But then I actually had trouble coming up with 30 once I decided to, so whatever omg! I have since randomized the list, so... even though I'm going to do three posts of 10, they're not divided up properly anymore.

Good God that took forever. Sites that make you register to look at their galleries are the suck. Especially ones that actually do suck once you register.

In no order! Because I had a randomizer thingy randomize them for me!

( I would totally do these people on the street )

Parts 2 and 3 coming soon! In minutes, probably!